WEDNESDAY, JULY 8, 2009
All I’ve Got
Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
2009 Hash Campout
When: July 24, 25 and 26
Where: Bell Bay Campground on Lake CdA (directions)
Why: Cuz it is fun to HASH so why not do it for a weekend…
Cost: $40.00 (might be less-will include beer, isolated campground, burgers/dogs/bread/paper products for Saturday night and possible campout memento)
Please REGISTER and BRING your MONEY to the next hash!!! We need the money to buy the beer and food!Please bring a side for the Saturday night dinner and also other personal food stuff for Friday pm Saturday breakfast and lunch and Sunday breakfast as these are on your own.
SEND MONEY TO…
Larry & Mary Wright (Everhard & Everready)
1903 S Keller RdSpokane Valley WA 99216POSTED BY IEH3 AT 6:41 AMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: HASH EVENTS, MISIMFORMATION
MONDAY, APRIL 27, 2009
Bloomin Hash Pre-Pre-Lube
What: IEH3 Pre-Pre-lube Bloomin HASH BBQ
Where: Hef’s Place–
I-90 East to the Freya/Thor Exit
South on Thor (becomes Ray @ ‘S’ curves) to 37th
East on 37th to Havana
South on Havana to Summercrest Estates
West on Summercrest, 3rd house on the right
4219 E Summercrest Ave
509-363-07236
When: Friday May 1st
6-9 pm
Who: Hef’s
Important stuff…Bring your own Meat–to be cooked (maybe) and beverage of choice–other side dishes for sharing is good to…Cum on lets carbo load for the Bloomin HASH! On OnPOSTED BY IEH3 AT 8:20 PM1 COMMENT: LABELS: HASH EVENTS, MISIMFORMATION
SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 2009
Just like our Hash to havel a Half Mind.
Hey all anyone interested in hosting the pre-pre-Bloomin HASH Lube BBQ on Friday night prior to the Bloomin HASH on Saturday? Has been an anal event for the past few years…go to some hounds place–BYOB-Beverage, BYOM-Meat talk trash and have fun…if anyone interested please let me or Squirt know so we can spam it to the pack. In the past has been a start around 6 wrapped up around 9 or 10, but hell if you are willing to do it you can set the ground rules! Ha On On
Another slight change that will be posted on the website and Facebook site in the near future is the change in venue NAME for the HASH on May 14th–same place just different name…Jackson Hole changed to Charlies and Mom’s and is now back to Jackson Hole
PS the Campout also has changed to its FINAL Date July 24, 25, 26 at Bells Bay on Lake CdA…same place just different date–Thanks to Uncle Pervy for the change in date cash exchange….On On SpoonerPOSTED BY IEH3 AT 7:35 AMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: MISIMFORMATION, RANTS OR HASH SHIT
MONDAY, APRIL 20, 2009
Bloomin Hash Info.
Hello from IEH3–please forward to interested hounds in Spokane for Bloomsday regarding IEH3 Bloomin HASH events
WHAT: Bloomin HASH IEH3 #539
WHEN: Saturday May 3 3:30pm social around 2:30
WHERE: Fast Eddie’s 1 W Spokane Falls Blvd, Spokane, WA
WHO: HareExtraordinares Squirt and Beaver
WHY: Cuz Bloomin Saturday is a HASHin Day
Bloomsday Sunday May 4
Beer Stop on top of Doomsday Hill ~mile 4.75 look for flag on leftside near top and give an On On and a Knackered IEH3 Hound will provide you some “hoppy go juice” to get you to the finish line
On In after Bloomsday
Season Ticket Bar and Grill (when you finish until…)
N 1221 Howard, Spokane, WA short walk north through park after finishing
Food fun sun and suds
Possible Friday Night BBQ…if you are in town and want to carbo load let me know and I will pass on the specifics
On On Spooner Boy IEH3 On SexPOSTED BY IEH3 AT 6:31 PMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: HASH EVENTS, MISIMFORMATION
MONDAY, APRIL 13, 2009
Hash Updates Again
Next HASH IEH3 #538
Where Who knows? The Mule knows…it will be near Millwood and Trent in the SpoCanada Valley area sort of–when he lets me know I will let you know
Saturday April 18th social at 130ish hare away at 200
Stayed tuned for the other specifics like the exact location soon…
Other Bloomin HASH IEH3 #539 Saturday May 2nd
Where: Fast Eddies where else
When: Hares away at 330….little later but more time to drink beer
Who: The Beav and Squirtimus Maximus–who else
Why: cuz we are tired of HASHing on Saturdays except for this one
First Thursday HASH #540
May 14th THURSTDAY 600ish start
Where: Charlie’s and Moms Bowdish and Sprague–SpoCanada Valley
Who: Terminator
CAMPOUT–Bell Bay
JULY 17, 18 and 19
details to follow
Same place as last yearPOSTED BY IEH3 AT 6:32 PMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: HASH EVENTS, MISIMFORMATION
Up CUMing Events
Spooner says “Next HASH is Saturday regular 200pm start Hare The MULE no venue YET but will be in the Millwood near Trent avenue area or so I was told
Bloomin HASH is Satu May 2nd 3:30 start with HARES extradinaire YOu and the Beav
I have not heard about any BBQ situation before but I will inquire with the GM
HASH Campout is July 15 16 and 17 at Bell Bay–same place as last year
Terminator has the first Thursday HAsh May 14th and Charlies and Moms off of Sprague and Bowdish in SpoCanada Valley –I do not remember typical Thursday start time…thats what I know and not much more than that…”POSTED BY IEH3 AT 5:43 PMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: HASH EVENTS, MISIMFORMATION
FRIDAY, JANUARY 23, 2009
Mismanagment – 01.22.09
Chia Crack, Ever-Spreader, Everready, Everhard, and Party-Stick were hashers in attendance at last night’s mismanagement meeting. Pizza and beer were consumed. GM Everhard asked for input for a red dress run as well as the possibility of another campout this summer. The campout idea has been tabled for input from other hashers. The red dress run has been unanimously agreed on for Feb 7, but we need a hare and venue. (The attending hare raiser said we have no hares volunteered for any upcumming trails after this Saturday’s run, which is to be hared by the GM). Also discussed was whether to try and do some sort of red dress “souvenir”. T-shirts were tossed aside, shorts were a maybe. On a previous occasion Pink Pecker had expressed interest in gloves that were not the huge cotton variety we’ve had in the past, so Everready suggested we do that. Time is of the essence, however, in getting this done in the next four weeks and I agreed to “head” this project up. Who have we used in the past for screen printing? They have our logo stuff? Do they have apparel or do I find that elsewhere? The Colorado InterAmericas Hash was mentioned as well as the Edmonton 1000 Run Hash. Everhard will be unavailable for approximately four weeks mid-February to mid-March. Meeting adjourned approximately 7:15. ON-ON!POSTED BY IEH3 AT 9:06 AM1 COMMENT: LABELS: MISIMFORMATION, RANTS OR HASH SHIT
SATURDAY, JANUARY 17, 2009
Another Fu*%ing Reminder!
WHAT: Mismanagement Meeting (SOCIAL)
WHERE: David’s Pizza
Boone and Hamilton, SnoKane
WHEN: Thursday at 6:30**all welcum** let your voice be heard or at
least have some beer and pizza!
WHAT: IEH3 # 532
WHERE: Sullivan Scoreboard (Scotty’s)
205 N. Sullivan
SpoCanada Valley
WHEN: Saturday January 24 @ 2:00 pm
WHO: Everhard (GM and seasoned Hare, who always checks before
the HASH in regards to venue closures due to remodeling etc.
so the pack doesnt have to freeze in the parking lot consuming
beer it bought just to stay warm)
WHY: Cuz Saturdays a HASHing Day
On OnPOSTED BY IEH3 AT 4:19 PMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: HASH EVENTS, MISIMFORMATION
TUESDAY, JANUARY 13, 2009
Important Information
Mismanagement meeting:
1/22/09 6:30 pm, at David’s Pizza, Boone & Hamilton, Spokane.
Next hash, hare Everhard:
1/24/09 2:00 pm, at Sullivan Scoreboard, 205 N. Sullivan, Spokane Valley.EverhardPOSTED BY IEH3 AT 6:55 PMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: HASH EVENTS, MISIMFORMATION
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2008
Turkey Day Run with PPSBNP
Meet at PPSBNP’s house at 8:00 ( 4034 S. Sundown Dr; 926-7516). Trail will start at Iller Creek trailhead, go up to Tower Mt, head south then east to Rocks of Sharon and then north back to the trailhead. Should take about 96.27 minutes. Several stops along the way.POSTED BY IEH3 AT 6:29 AM1 COMMENT: LABELS: HASH EVENTS, MISIMFORMATION
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2008
We Had An Erection
Grand Mastress: Everhard
The head (wo)man. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert’s legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head (see GM emeritus) for the hash. Rather (s)he personifies the hash’s character (or lack thereof.) He/she leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through his/her officers, he/she gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hare Raiser and Hash Harlot in real importance to the hash.
Grand Masters Emeritus: Beaver (Open for Nominations)
These tired old men are the past Grand Masters of the IE3H. We treat them as the relics they are, frequently checking for vital life signs. We treasure and love these artifacts of the past despite their cantankerous personalities.
On Sec: Spooner Boy
This position is the masochist’s dream. He struggles with piles of papers, miles of computer wire, and attempts to occasionally produce a Hash Trash to keep the hash members reasonably informed. He is the IEH3 official scribe wherein he spreads the word of the Inland Empire via e-mail. The On-Sec also maintains the hash membership data base and publishes a generally unreliable and inaccurate Hound Directory.
Hare Raiser: Chea Crack
This is the hasher who lines up the hares for future hashes. He makes sure that there is a hare for each hash, that virgin hares have veteran co-hares, finds out the start location of the hash and gets that information to the On-Sec for posting in the Hash Trash and placement onto the Hareline recording. If the Hare Raiser should fail to find a hare for the next hash – he gets stuck doing it himself. Poetic justice.
Hash Cash: Valenteenie Ass
(S)he’s he holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as “the old in and out.”) These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds. The Hash Cash also acts as Hash Haberdasher, procuring and selling items of apparel to the hash.
Hash Horn: Smokie The Tuna (Open for Nominations)
Equipment requirements: A bugle, cornet, trumpet, French horn, trombone, or tuba. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Uncertain.
Hash Mouth: (Open for Nominations)
The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. He must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if he speaks English.
Hash Flash: Squirt
The person who captures on film for posterity all embarrassing moments from the hashes. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed, and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.
Beermeister: (Open for Nominations)
This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg between the On-On and On-On-On. This job requires a strong back and a weak mind.
Keeper of the Hashit (Haberdasher): Pink Pecker
This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.
Songmeister: Topless Barbie (Open for Nominations)
This is a hasher with no self-respect. He never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. His mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)
Religious Advisor: Beast Masterbater
(S)he’s the keeper of the faith and enforcer of the holy hash scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. He is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.
Hash Harlot: (Open for Nominations)
A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing and likes it! One with a lust for life who revels in being the butt of the jester’s ribald wit, the object of the songster’s bawdy lyric, and the centerpiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.
Webmasterbater: Squirt
Computer geek who tries to keep the masses informed by updating information on the Super Highway we call the Web. Has a most perplexing job due to the natural desire to link every other word to XXX pictures and smut pages they have found (by accident) on the Web.POSTED BY IEH3 AT 8:33 AMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: MISIMFORMATION
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2008
Hash Saturday – Erections
Hey IEH3 Pack do not forget that ERECTIONS also occur on HASHoWeen!!!!!
October 31, 2008 7:06 pm Fast Eddies-Division and Spokane Falls Blvd So cum one, cum all…or at least have a representative to nominate for MisManagement!
Seriously though, we do make decisions on the leadership of the Pack at HASHoWeen…although sometimes their efforts go unnoticed this group of people have dedicate themselves to the betterment of the group with long hours, time out of their busy lives, sacrifice, dedication and willingness to serve…ALL IN THE SPIRIT OF BEER, FOAM, SUDS, BREW, SWILL, ALE, GROG, LAGER, PINTS, PITCHERS, JUGS, KEGS , BOOZE…you get the picture-so be sure to attend as some of the incumbents and some of the new candidates will ask for your support—OR even worse if you are not there you may, might, possibly—BE SURE TO GET ERECTED.
Mismanagement positions(kama sutra) available- GM, RA, On/In Sec, HASH Flash, Hare Raiser, Hash Cash, Jiggle-O, Tramp, BeerMeister, Haberdasher or hasherdabber, songsinger, hashwebmasterbatorPOSTED BY IEH3 AT 4:51 PMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: MISIMFORMATION
FRIDAY, AUGUST 8, 2008
Photos Anyone?
Hash 520 took place and you can visit the Photos HERE!
The Hash Campout at Bell Bay photos are placed HERE!
How about some more shots from our Red Dress?
Now we have a bunch of photos from other Hashes and we need your help if you can identify the Hash they represent let us know.
Identify these photos!POSTED BY IEH3 AT 8:31 PMNO COMMENTS: LABELS: MISIMFORMATION